Drinking: Old School Style~

A 3 part story

It has occur to me in the past few months that a lot of the hard drinkers from the old school era has disappear from the club scene, leaving only lil rookies who fails to measure up to me. That's why i have recently dug up old school drinking techniques and games to revive the hard drinker spirit. Choose your poisons and get ready to regurgitate. 

Part One: Choose your poison:

Beer:

Aka horse piss, as u might know already, it’s not my favourite kind of poison. Beer is made mostly of water, starch source, flavouring and yeast. Beers are rarely filtered and distilled like hard liquor, therefore giving it a bottom of the barrel quality and create massive hangovers if consumed in great quantity. On top of that each once of alki contains 7 grams of fat, so getting drunk on beer will give u a lil more than just a hangover. Beer is definitly my kryptonite.

Cocktails:

In case u are wondering what is this drink,

i think it's gasoline, cuz alcohol burns blue not yellow lol 

I have been a bartender or an expert of cocktails for almost 5 years and I can tell u that I know my cocktails. There’s a mix drink for everyone ranging from any flavour imaginable. We can make liquid taste like your favourite fruit or brand of chocolate. However getting drunk on cocktails should make you sound like a massive punani. Mix drinks should only be used to get warmed up or an introduction drink to alki virgins.

Wine:

I’ve talked enough about wine in my older post. But getting drunk off wine is just wrong because it’s such a waste.

Hard Liquor:

Now that’s what I’m talking about. The ultimate level of drunkenness can only be achieved by consuming a hefty amount of hard liquor. This stuff can range from 10$ to 10000$ a bottle and from 20% to 94% alcohol per volume but my liquor of choice is vodka.

Alcool 94% Maison des Futailles~

Vodka is one of the purest from of hard liquor because not only it is distilled (at least 3 times for vodka), it is also charcoal filtered. However, not all vodka is good shiet. I recommend Russia’s best Stolichnaya or Stoli. Stoli is produced from winter wheat and distilled old school style in the most ancient Russian distilleries. Stoli also use pure glacial waters and it is filtered through quartz sand, then activated charcoal, and finally through quartz sand again. Vodka is so pure that you can even do chilly willies~

Quote of the Day: "Alcohol is BAD~!!!"

Pics from Friday~

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So what is your Favorite Poison and Kryptonite?